A Little Linux Joke

Uncategorized — Антон Марчуков @ 04.07.06 15:08

Son of Bill Gates asks his father:
– Dad, I’d like to try to have sex, what should I do?
– That’s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town. Rent a horse chariot in the evening and take her for a trip around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy. Finally order a president apartment and she’ll be yours. And that’s all.
– But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, grazes, reading of poetry in the moonlight, flirting …
– My boy… all this was invented by the Linux folks so that they can have sex for free.

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